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Seniors Monthly Monday Carnival

January 27, 2015
The Seniors Monthly Monday carnival will be played Monday 9th February at MELVILLE

Dress Mufti
$20 entry fee
Contact Trevor Barron 0431 160 008
Roger Barns 0418 959 930

State Singles final

January 26, 2015

The State singles finals were completed early this afternoon.
Congrats to Thomas Mitchell and Nolene Abe for their impressive wins. Commiserations to Daniel Patterson and Kristina Krstic.

Men's Final

Ladies final

Nairn 12 16 16 16 20 20 20 20 20 21 23 23 23  
Patterson 3 9 14 15 15 16 17 20 23 23 23 24 25 W
Mitchell 5 7 8 12 15 20 23 24 25 W        
Downey 2 9 9 9 9 9 10 10 10          
Abe 6 15 16 19 22 24 25 W            
Gibsone 6 7 7 7 11 14 13              
Krstic 10 13 15 18 25     W            
Andersen 1 4 4 5 5                  

State Singles finals

January 26, 2015
Ladies results down to the semi-finals

Ladies semi final

Semi final

January 25, 2015

Ladies knockout results

January 25, 2015

Men's last 16 results


Brandsma 5 8 9 10 11 15 15 17 18 18        
Nairn 4 6 9 12 14 16 18 20 20 21 W      
DiGuiseppe 4 6 8 10 11 13 13 14            
Patterson 2 6 8 13 14 15 18 21 W          
Mitchell 3 5 6 11 15 19 21 W            
Murray 7 8 10 12 12 12 12              
Adams 4 6 11 11 13 14 14 15 15 16 16 16    
Downey 3 6 8 10 12 13 15 15 17 17 19 21 W  

State singles last 8

January 25, 2015
Down to the last 8 after some thrilling games played at Manning this morning.

V D. Patterson
B. Nairn
V B. Brandsma
D. Downey
V C. Adams
T. Mitchell
V M.Murray

Mens Day two results

January 25, 2015

Down to the last 16. Thank you to the people giving the us scores

McIlroy 8 16 18 20 20        
DiGuiseppe 6 13 15 19 21       WIN
Goddard 12 13 14 17 19 20 20 20  
Nairn 4 9 12 15 16 18 20 21 WIN
Brandsma 8 15 17 21         WIN
Newton 1 6 7 11          
Jakovich 4 13 13 17 17        
Patterson 4 9 12 19 21       WIN
Downey 15 17 21           WIN
Clayton 2 9 9            
Mitchell 12 20 21           WIN
Cole 8 11 14            
Adams 14 20 21           WIN
Walker 5 13 13            
Murray 10 17 21           WIN
Vaughan 10 13 16            

Frank Carbone Trophy maker

January 22, 2015
Frank Carbone a well known and respected member of the bowling community would like to make Clubs and players aware that he makes all types of Trophies ranging from Honour Boards to Perpetual Trophies.
They are made to the buyer's specifications.

Any Clubs who are looking for quality made products and are interested to purchase Trophies for their event winners, please contact frank, a good deal is assured .

Please take a minute to view samples of his work

State Singles down to the last 16

January 25, 2015

The last 16 of the State singles will be played at Manning today and the finals tomorrow

Last 16 form guide results

January 24, 2015

Men's State Singles down to the last 16,

Mens Day two results

Ladies Results

Ladies Last 16


What is on the MENU

January 22, 2015
The State Singles knockout round start this Saturday. We have had a squizz at the field to see if we can come up with the winners of the first round

Knockout rd Form guide

Section Results

Ladies State Singles draw

OP Ladies fortnightly pairs results

January 24, 2015

The fortnightly Ladies Night 3-bowl pairs results


The next round is scheduled for Thursday February 12th – 6.00 pm for 6.30 start.
Snacks available from the club kitchen.


Phone Thia on 93495786 to enter.

Stirling Bowling Club

January 22, 2015

"Stirling Bowling Club advises that regrettably this year's Easter Carnival has been cancelled due to planned construction works on replacement of B Green.

The green will be ready for play for the regular out-of-season Carnivals commencing in May 2015.

The Stirling BC Committee apologies for this inconvenience."

Osborne Park Ladies pennant results

January 31, 2015
Osborne Park Ladies pennant results are bought to us by Beryl Brennan

Sth West Zone name a strong side

January 21, 2015
The strong South West zone side has been announced, Metropolitan Bowlers will recognize many of the names in the side.
Thankyou to Peter Rogalski


Night lawn Bowls at Osborne Park

January 27, 2015
Dance on 7th Feb for members and friends

With the great weather we are enjoying, come on down for a game of night lawn bowls


January 22, 2015
Latest news letter
News letter

Meals Menu

Mighty Max

January 20, 2015
Mighty Max Petrich confounds the critics with his performance in the section play of the State Singles


Ladies State Singles draw

January 20, 2015
Form guide for the Ladies State Singles section play

Ladies State Singles draw

Doubleview Equipment sale

January 27, 2015
The Doubleview Bowling Club has two items for sale.

A Nilfisk 127 CFM Industrial Vacuum and a Enviromist Spray Dome GT2300

This link below displays the two items, Clubs that are interested please contact Lindsay Thorne, 0419 939 590

For Sale


Country Week Welcome 4's 26 Feb 2015 Details
Ladies Master Singles 27-28 february Details
Warwick Open Triples 28th February Details
Thornlie Ravens AG 4's 28Feb 1st March Details
Wannero President Pairs Fri March 20th Details
Cambridge St Ives Cup 11-12th April Details
Merredin $15,000 Triples 26-27th April Details

One White review

January 19, 2015
The White Knight reviews RD ELEVEN

Review Rd 11

One Blue Nth- Sth review

January 19, 2015
One Blue North/South reviews

Blue Nth RD 11

Blue Sth RD 11

Premier League review

January 17, 2015

More upsets, the Premier League is getting more interesting as the weeks go by


PL review

PL ladder and stats

One White ladder and Stats

Blue Nth ladder Stats

Blue Sth ladder Stats


Golden Grain Classic fours

January 16, 2015

A huge field at Kellerberrin for the Golden Grain Clasic Fours, the winners were...........


One White preview

January 16, 2015
The White Knight previews round ELEVEN


Perth Bowls Centre
Tipping Competition

January 27, 2015

Many thanks to Dennis Pattulo, the manager of Perth Bowls centre and his friendly staff for their continued support of the tipping competition.


Radio show Saturday morning's

January 27, 2015
The Bowls Radio program on air Saturday Mornings starting at 7.00 am thru till 8.00 am

The show will be hosted by Kyle McIlroy
His panel includes Gavin Faulkner, Therese Hastings and Dillon Elliot..

Guest this week

Link to listen

One Blue preview

January 15, 2015
Ron Head previews Blue North and Blue South


Blue North

Blue South

Premier League preview

January 15, 2015
Round eleven is most important for some Clubs to consolidate, and others to continue their momentum, it all adds up to a rivetting round of pennants

Round 11

PL preview

State Singles draw

January 14, 2015
Form guide for the State Singles section play

State Singles draw

State Squad

January 13, 2015
The State squad consists of 18 players, there has been suggestions there are 24 members of the squad.

Not so, after contacting State selector Lindsay Thorn to get some clarity on the issue, he stated there were 18 players in the squad, but nine players had been invited to participate in training sessions

To see the players who were invited
The squad

Murray Districts Bowling League wins 2015 South West Zone ILRR

January 12, 2015

Congrats to the Murray Districts Bowling League on their wonderful win in the South West Zone ILRR.
Many thanks to Peter Rogalski for this report.

I am sure that many names in this side will ring a bell to the many Metropolitan bowlers here in Perth



One White review

January 12, 2015
The White Knight reviews RD TEN

Review Rd 10

One Blue Nth- Sth review

January 12, 2015
One Blue North/South reviews

Round TEN

Blue Nth

Blue Sth

Premier League review

January 10, 2015

Second round of Premier League begins with a strong Easterly breeze, an upset or two making the comp very interesting

PL review

PL ladder and stats

One White ladder and Stats

Blue Nth ladder Stats

Blue Sth ladder Stats



Kardinya Sponsors raffle

January 27, 2015
A rare opportunity has arisen for the major sponsor position at the Kardinya Bowling Club. Please read the details

Ladies 100 up Singles final

January 9, 2015

Bev Baker

The ladies 100 up singles has been completed and the result is a back to back win for Mosman Park's Bev Baker who defeated Renate Coote 100 - 67

Bev beat Linda Warburton 100 - 89 in a closely fought out semi final and set up a final game with Thornlie's Renate Coote who defeated Therese Hastings 100 - 97 in yet another very close semi final encounter.

Bev's amazing consistency and ability to handle both sides of the green on a very windy day at Gosnells saw her again claim the title.

Congratulations to Bev once again and accolades to the Gosnells members who hosted the event providing markers, umpires and morning tea and lunches for the participants.

Also to the Leeming club for hosting the section games as well.

Last 16 Results

January 8, 2015

The semi finals of the ladies 100 up will be played at the Gosnells bowling club tomorrow at 9.30am between Bev Baker from Mosman Park against Linda Warburton from Mosman Park.

Therese Hastings from Manning against Renate Coote from Thornlie.

The final between the winners of these semi finals will follow on at the same venue.

Letters page

January 9, 2015

ONE LETTER.....No WA male has been selected to represent the Australian National side for close to 20 years


Ladies Master Singles

January 6, 2015
The annual Ladies Master Singles is on again at Mosman Pk this year
They are asking for players to nominate, to qualify players will have had to have won a Club singles or better, the win can be in any year.


January 6, 2015
A very promising player and Master Pairs winner returns to Perth and signs up with the Saints

Stirling continue building with yet another good signature on the books


Terrific Triples results

January 5, 2015

A big field at Warwick for the terrific Triples, the winners were...........


Mandoon Estate raises the bar

January 5, 2015
We are very proud that we have Mandoon Wines Estate as a major sponsor of this website. It was my first trip to the Estate on Saturday since their new building was completed.

I would urge visitors to our website to pay a visit to this outstanding venue; you will be most surprised just as I was.
At mid-day last Saturday Between 11.00 am and 1.00 pm I would estimate there were around 300 people at the Estate and goodness know's how many more would have came after that.

It is very much a family orientated establishment where the Kids can play and the family can relax on the lawns and you can try out the fabulous wines or beers.

The Homestead Brewery ales, are something you can't afford to miss where you can buy and try five different brands of their ales all on one tray for $14, that is amazingly cheap
We have created a walk thru slideshow to help give people who are contemplating a visit an idea of what some of the Estate looks like.

When you have some spare time I urge you to visit the most modern Winery in Australia, you will be impressed
This walkthru is best viewed in Internet Explorer or Mozilla, other browsers are lagging with modern coding


Perth Bowls Centre
2nd round
Tipping Competition

January 27, 2015


Many thanks to Dennis Pattulo, the manager of Perth Bowls centre and his friendly staff for their continued support of the tipping competition.

Perth Bowls centre are all about promoting the game as much as possible and have backed the site for the past 4 years by donating two sets of bowls for the winners of the two competitions. Without their on going support we would not have a tipping competition

Please support the friendly Perth Bowls centre for your Bowling equipment

Perth Bowls Centre

All tips must be in by 5 pm friday, to avoid missing your tips do it early in the week or straight after you look at the results, remember that tippers can change their tips anytime as long as they do it by 5 pm Friday.

To see the tips before and after the conclusion of a round click the link to that round. Best of luck to all tippers

The usual rules apply, if a tipper misses a round he is awarded the away games results, on ocassions this sometimes proves to be lucky for the tipper

Tippers can use their previous username and password or register a new one.

A DOG WAGS HIS .......if you don't answer this very easy question you won't be registered.


Men's State Pairs results

December 29, 2014

Just walked in the door, game ended under Lights at 7.40 PM

Congratulations to Bassendean's Blake Nairn and John Francisco after winning the State Pairs they defeated Doubleview pair of Charlie Slavich/ Cory Bessant 18-14.

Finals day

A trip down memory lane for past winners of the event

Previous Winners

The semi-finals

Day two results

Day one Results



Perth Bowls Centre tipping comp

December 28, 2014
The draw for the Perth Bowls Centre tipping competition was done at Osborne Park during the State Pairs section play.

Thankyou to Dennis Pattullo of Perth Bowls Centre for his ongoing and generous sponsorship

The second round of the tipping comp will be available soon

The winner of a set of Henselite bowls was ...........

The winner

One Blue Nth- Sth review

December 22, 2014
One Blue North/South reviews

Blue Nth RD 9

Blue Sth RD 9

Perth Bowls Centre
Tipping Competition

December 21, 2014
Congratulations to
These tipsters are the winners of the Perth Bowls Centre tipping competition. We will conduct a draw, the first name out of the hat is the winner of a Beautiful set of Henselite bowls

We thank Dennis Pattullo for his continued support and ask bowlers to continue to support him as a major Sponsor of this site

January 27, 2015

Don't forget to put your tips. Remember Tipping closes 5.00 pm every Friday .. more info further down the page


BowlsWA Survey results

December 18, 2014
Many thanks to Pieter Harris for releasing the results of the Bowls survey which was undertaken recently.
Congrats to BowlsWA for their inititive to conduct this survey which will help the sport on the pathway to the future


Seniors pics

December 16, 2014
The Men's and Ladies WA Senior State sides did well in the National sides series held at Tweed Heads recently
Glyn Vaughan took a few pics and passed them onto me. We have made a slideshow of some of the pics.


Soccer video

December 11, 2014
Many thanks to John for sending this soccer video,
Worth a laugh!  It reminds me of 12th Man Billy Birmingham's call: "Oh, it's hit him in the groin", except here it is in the moosh.


Soccer video

More Gender Blues

December 5, 2014
For those unaware, Tasmania now have an open gender policy for their pennant competition.
In the bowling community there are players who don't want change from the previous Men's and Ladies only pennant competitions.

In Tasmania some men are furious at being forced to play pennants with women so much so.........


The link below for whatever reason had no audio, we have changed this link to a youTUBE video, all is good now
ABC Video

Grass versus Synthetic

December 3, 2014
The Mount Pleasant Bowling Club has reversed a modern trend in WA bowls by converting one of its synthetic greens back to grass

We think this is a first in West Australia.

We thank John Terrell for his very informative and interesting article behind the reversal

John's article.

Osborne Pk Championship Pairs

December 1, 2014
The Osborne Park Club Championship pairs final was completed yesterday , the winners were...........

Finals results

Car video

November 26, 2014
Many thanks to John for sending this video, I think our male visitors will love the colour of the flash looking car
The moral of the story is this:  Never get too far ahead of one's self

Car video

Ladies Open Night Bowls

January 27, 2015
Entries are invited for the Open Night Nominated Ladies Pairs commencing Thursday November 27th.

This event will be held fortnightly during the bowling season

Games commence 6.30 p.m.

Please phone Thia Wright on 93495786 to spend a lovely evening on the green Entry $20 per team..

Our in house chef Jason is happy to provide snacks or a main meal at very reasonable prices – Snacks menu includes chips or wedges ($5 - $7) Dim Sims ($2 each), Onion rings ($8) Nachos ($13), Roast roll with gravy ($9).

Osborne Pk Championship fours

November 15, 2014
The Osborne Park Championship fours final was played last night, the winners were..............

Final result

Day One

Personalities of the game

November 5, 2014
Mark Simpson has had a very satisfying bowling career. This week Ron Head was able to track him down in Mandurah where he now resides

Mark Simpson

State Fours final.

October 26, 2014

The State Fours final was completed this afternoon
The winners were..............


State fours pics

The State fours being played at Bassendean today

Sexy hi jack

October 16, 2014
Thanks to Eddy our joke man for this funny video

Sexy hi jack

Train ride

September 24, 2014
Many thanks to Eddy for sending in this humourous video.


State squad announced

September 16, 2014
BowlsWA have announced the Men's State squad

Matt Ellul

August 26, 2014
Like many of us, Matt Ellul has been thru the high and lows of the sport but he kept persevering to win a State title

Ron Head caught up with him last week


Welcome to Graham Leeks

August 13, 2014
We welcome a very nice and likeable gentleman Graham Leeks, to the position of BowlsWA President, Graham is well qualified to take on this very demanding role.


July 27, 2014

BowlsWA president Patrick Buller's four year term in office came to an end yesterday.
Sherro caught up with him for a chat about those four years.

Congratulations to Graham Leeks the incoming President and Kerry Andersen the new Vice President, we wish you well for the future....


Go to Mt Everest

August 8, 2014
Ever wondered what it looks like at the top of Mt Everest?

They say watching this video is almost like being there (well, not quite - but it gives you an idea of the climb). At the top you can view the 360 degree view from the summit (move the mouse around)

After watching this video I have decided to put my ambitions to climb the mountain on hold and stay home and play bowls with the Clydesdale

Many thanks to John for sending in this video
Mt Everest

Personalities of the game

July 29, 2014
We are most grateful for and say many thanks to John Terrell who has written a terrific player/personality profile on Jeff Hall.

John Terrell caught up with Jeff thru the week

Jeff Hall


July 21, 2014
We welcome Nicheliving on board as one of our major sponsors. This company has everything covered from Construction, Houses and land, Real Estate and Wealth creation, covering a wide range of services in this vibrant Company.

W.A State Skipper Matt Ellul is a representative of this successful company and is a major reason behind the sponsorship.

When and if any of the Bowling fraternity are in the market for house and land packages, renting, buying or selling, Matt Ellul is the man to go to.

We ask bowlers to support the very likable Matt who has been in the Real Estate business for a number of years. His number one priority will be first class service to you the customer.


Mt Lawley Consistency Singles

July 23, 2014
One of the best tournaments on the bowling calendar comes to us in the month of September which brings us the annual Men's and Ladies Mt Lawley Consistency Singles and also the Open Consistency Fours, these events are listed on our off season events down the page.



July 11, 2014
Many thanks to John for this video, it got a pass mark from the little lady, hope our vistors enjoy it.
Tastefully offensive

Letters page

June 22, 2014
THREE LETTERS ....Mixed gender

June 17, 2014
... Revamp pennant format



June 2, 2014
We welcome Kyle McIlroy of Bowlselite on board as sponsor of this website. Kyle has been involved in the sport since he was 14 years of age and has a wonderful knowledge of the game which has helped him to enjoy a huge amount of success along the way.

His shop is in 23 Hutton Street Osborne Park stocks the majority of Bowls brands available to the market and all associated equipment. He offers first class service to all customers, YOU CAN SHOP ONLINE, we ask that bowlers please support him. The Club June/July brochure is an indication of what is on offer


History in two minutes

May 22, 2014
Thankyou Eddy for this outstanding video

Seventeen year old Joe Bush got a high school assignment to make a video reproduction. He chose history as a theme and tucked it all into two minutes.
Took pictures from the internet, added the track Mind Heist by Zack Hemsey (from the movie Interception) and then you get something like this

Osborne Pk Trophy night

May 8, 2014
The Osborne Pk trophy night was held last Saturday, It was a great evening and well attended, Sherro was there and snapped a few pics.

Coaching Clinics with Colin Jonson

May 7, 2014
The 8th in a series of coaching clinics is now available

Many thanks to Colin Johnson who will do a series of coaching clinics for bowlers.
I am certain those who are just starting out will benefit from Colin's vast coaching experience, as most of us are aware, we sometimes slip into bad habits and wonder how it has occurred, perhaps a read of his articles might solve a problem for even the most experienced of players
Coaching Clinic


May 6, 2014
Many Thanks to Eddy for passing on this really good video
Hope our vistors enjoy it as much as I did, a super voice and a real feel good video.


Never too late

October 20, 2014
Many thanks to Eddy


Osborne Park's new Club Manager

April 18, 2014

Osborne Park have appointed a new Club Manager


Vic Park grand final pics

March 31, 2014
A few pics from the PL Grand Final
Grand Final

Promotion of the Bowls

March 29, 2014
Our letters page has 16 letters regarding promotion of the sport.
Comment link

Dickens Cider

March 15, 2014
Thanks to Joe for sending this youTUBE
There is a lag toward the end of the video then Bloopers comes up.
Dickens Cider

Dinner for one

February 18, 2014
Thanks to Eddy our jokes man for this video, the little lady gave it the thumbs up , hope our visitors do to

Dinner for one

January 26, 2014

Many thanks to Eddy our Jokes man for this outstanding video, one of his best
It is only short but what ever you do stick with it to the very end,
Side by side

Side by side

January 26, 2014
Many thanks to Eddy our Jokes man for this outstanding video, one of his best
It is only short but what ever you do stick with it to the very end,
Side by side

Friday night Meals

January 27, 2015
Friday Night meals at Osborne Park

One that our visitors might enjoy

January 21, 2014
Thanks to Eddy our joke man and Neil

Worst nightmare

Staying alive

December 16, 2013
Many thanks to our Jokes man Eddy for this video, it is a bit long but found it great to listen, I think with a days practice Sherro could fit with Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly

Staying alive

The Colorectal surgeon

November 23, 2013
Many thanks to our Jokes man Eddy for this video, I have heard it many times in the past but never seen it performed on stage
It got the thumbs up from the little Lady, I hope you enjoy it as much as we did

Colorectal Surgeon


October 31, 2013
Thanks to Neil for sending in this video, some will like it some won't. My little lady got a laugh out of this one
The big question is do Girls....
Find out

Watch the Waiter

October 28, 2013
Thanks to Keith for sending this video. Some will like it, some might not, my little lady liked it so here goes
Watch the waiter

Technically speaking

October 17, 2013
Many thanks to Eddy for this entertaining video
Very clever

English dui test

Sept 20, 2013
Thanks to Keith for sending this drink driving test video. Not too bad at all
Drink driving test

A couple of good videos

August 20, 2013
Thanks to Eddy our jokes man for this challenging game, a test on a driver reflexes, my fastest time .118 of a second

Thanks also to Keith for sending this neat doggy video, very good the way it was presented


BowlsWA Award night

September 4, 2013
BowlsWA awards evening is one of the highlights of the year on the bowling calendar, it is an extremely well run and attended event where we see recognition and acknowledgement given to those who achieved in the Sport.
It has been 7 years since the inception of the Senior Bowlingscene, to date medals or awards in this area remain nameless, not sure or understand the reasoning for leaving them nameless for such a long period of time ......

Terrific card trick

August 30, 2013
Many thanks to Eddy our jokes man for this outstanding card trick, he plays a real cool hand, it is just soooooooo good, Sherro is practicing this one already for the yearly windup
Card trick

Great support for our major sponsor
Mandoon Estate

August 27, 2013
Just a quick one about one of your sites sponsor's, Mandoon Estate.

Recently we at Wanneroo piled 20 odd people onto a bus and did a trip to the Swan Valley. We visited a couple of wineries but we particularly wanted to visit Mandoon because of the association with bowls and sponsorship.

We were not disappointed. After receiving a very informative briefing about the estate and the work that is going into saving some of the oldest vines in the area we were treated to a terrific tasting session of some real quality wines.

Into the future they are planning restaurant facilities and entertainment which will make this an outstanding facility. A great spot with good wines that is easy to recommend.

Well done Mandoon and many thanks. We'll definitely be back but we have a few bottles to get through first.

Ron Bates

State squad announced

August 16, 2013
BowlsWA announced the State squad a couple of days ago...


Another good news story for
John McGrath at Bob Jane T-Marts

July 26, 2013
Hey Sherro,

About 4 weeks ago I had the wheels stolen off my car. It was a horrible situation and the insurance company was terrible!!
I went to John McGrath after seeing the review that was put up.

From the start, he went out of his way to help and his team were great. He organised a lend set of tyres until the insurance claim got sorted and came out to my house to fit them.
Everything was then sorted with the insurance company in which John and his team had to deal with the fun as well, which he handled perfectly.

I would like to thank John and his team, and would highly recommend that if anyone needs assistance with purchasing tyres or wheels, that they contact John McGrath at Bob Jane T-MART in Midland cheers,

Matty Ellul

New Sobriety test

July 17, 2013
Many thanks thanks to our good mate the Big Fish Keith Strahan for this really good video link

Sobriety test

How to get even

June 18, 2013
Thanks to Keith for sending this video, hope our visitors enjoy it as much as I did
Getting even

Mrs Brown

April 5, 2013
Thanks to Joyce for sending in this Mrs Brown video for our visitors to view

Mrs Brown

Paper is not dead

March 21, 2013
Many thanks to Eddy for this funny video
Paper is not dead

Refused racehorse names

February 19, 2013
Many thanks to Garth Brook for sending in this humourous video
Naming Racehorses

Thanks Eddy

January 16, 2013
Many thanks to Eddy McTigue for sending in this youTUBE
Must say how much Sherro really enjoyed this.
Hmmm I liked it so much I think I will take the Little Lady dancing tonight.
Hope our visitors enjoy this as much as I did
Dancing thru the ages

Game of bowls

November 27, 2012
Thanks to Neil who sent in this challenging game for our visitors to play
If you are into underwater bowling then this is for you.
My highest score is 150

Personalities of the game

January 27, 2015 -->

Previous Personalities
Pat Caffell
Allan Davis
Robby Ball
Bill Galloway
Rick Eddy
Laurie Slater
Gary Caffell
Eddy Dodd
Stan Curtis
Graeme Wishart
Henry Slawinski
Keith Doncon
Dennis Katunarich
Colin Fleay
Mike Zusman
Norm Pascoe
Phil Gillespie
Joe Kennedy
Mark Krajancic
Tom Crispin
Roger Barns
Tony Adjuk
Mal Dempsey
Ernie Lawrence
Brian Currie
Neville Faulkner
John McIntosh
Reg Cribb
Jim McKenzie
Barry Raynor
*Peter Sardelic
Jim Gupanis
Ray Pride
John Mather
Reg Payne
Ray Okely
Rance Dewson
Doc Paddick
*Bill Pengilly
Vern McIntyre
Dave Henneker
John Biglin
Cliff Graybrook
Graham Scott
Doug Arrowsmith
Dave Lyle

State Fours results

October 23, 2012
A couple of pics from the State Fours

Pictures one

Pictures two

October 22, 2012


S. O`Neil 22 defeated Peter Cole 20
Steve O`Neil won the State Fours today defeating Peter Cole, It was an unbelievable victory
The score was 20-11 in favour of Peter Cole with 2 ends to play.
Steve O`Neil picked up a four to make it 20- 15 then picked up a 7 on the last end to win the State Fours for 2012

Finals results

October 21, 2012

Down to the Last 4 results

October 20, 2012

Many thanks to BowlsWA and Brian Burton in particular for releasing the State fours results in section play

Wowwiee!! There are some amazing results in section play with last years winner bundled out among other unexpected results

Last 20 draw and comment

Manning section results rd 1-3

Cockburn section results rd 1-3

Doubleview section results rd 1-3

Bassendean section results rd 1-3

NSW wrap up the series against WA

September 23, 2012
Sunday to far away, yes the NSW Double Blues were busy once again this morning

Game four results

Game three results

Game two Results

Game One Results

Mt Lawley Consistency Singles

September 17, 2012
A tough day at the office in the final of the Mt Lawley Consistency singles.

Finals scores and other details


September 8, 2012
It shows what lengths people in some parts of the world go to get a kick out of life
Many thanks to Neil for this video but I would rather play bowls thankyou
Bull run

Mrs Brown

July 7, 2012
Many thanks to Eddy our jokes man for sending this one in
Mrs Brown

Mrs. Brown

June 20, 2012
I must say how good some of these Mrs. Brown videos are Hope our visitors might enjoy this one as much as I did
Many thanks to Eddy our jokes man
Mrs Brown

What to do with an ageing pet

June 8, 2012
Thanks to Steve Black from Able Print for sending in this really funny video, sure to get a laugh for many our visitors.
Steve does a huge amount for the bowling commuity and is the Man to see for all your printing requirements
Ageing pet Dog

This would take a bit of doing

February 14, 2012
Thanks to Neil for sending in this video, not sure if I could do this without at least couple of weeks practice

Humourous sad story

February 3, 2012
Thanks to Eddy our joke man for this funny video
The saddest story

Lipo Vacuum

January 20, 2012
Thanks to Eddy our jokes man for this video

Osborne Park youTUBE

December 8, 2011
Sherro has put together a montage of last seasons Grand final between Osborne Park and Vic Park and placed in on youTUBETweed
It is best viewed in medium mode or full screen mode which is on the bottom right of the youTUBE screen

Dog Tease

November 16, 2011
Thanks to Steve Black from Able Print for sending in this dog video. Steve is the Man to see for all your printing requirements.
Dog Tease

Stirling v Vic Park

November 11, 2011
A kindly visitor sent me this video after reading that Sherro had tipped Stirling to beat VP 8-0 and thought this is similar to the way I came up with my prediction


November 4, 2011
Thanks to John for sending this link which is quite impressive

Breast implant

September 14, 2011
Thanks to Eddy our jokes man for sending in this little doozie
Breast implant

King Billy joke

August 18, 2011
Thanks to Alan for sending in this King Billy joke, not bad at all.
Goat Joke

An act you won't see now-a-days

June 9, 2011
Boy this is a very good performance, plenty of skill here.

Osborne Park events

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Osborne Park play the open any gender Ar-Chee Pairs every Tuesday, the Meat Pack open any gender Fours every Thursday entry is only $10.
The open any gender Saturday Open Pairs is just $10
Ring 9349 1188 to enter a side and play on the best greens in WA

Trevors trapped testicle

June 6, 2011
This is a good yarn about Trevors trapped testicle sent in by Eddy our jokes man, it is a good listen and I am sure our visitors will have a darn good laugh from this one

Why Paddy is not at work today

May 28,2011
Another good video from our jokes man Eddy
Sick note

Two sides in Premier League

May 12, 2011
As we are aware the new season sees Osborne Pk and Doubleview will field a side in One White division, if one of these Clubs win the pennant should they be promoted to the Premier League. A possible situation is both Clubs could win promotion

Rosenthal Medal

May 2, 2011
The Rosenthal Medal will be presented on 27th May. Lets hope the new BowlsWA board will publish the points allocated to the players.
The time has come for transparency in our most prestigious Medal. There is no valid reason why the new board can't publish the points allocated .

Rosenthal article

Three rinks or four rinks

April 26, 2011
BowlsWA will be in discussion with the Premier League Clubs sometime in May to determine whether or not to break from the traditonal four rink Pennant competition to have a three rink pennant competition.
What do our visitors think, your thoughts could be very different to mine. You can vote on this issue

How to lose your job

March 3, 2011
This video was sent in by Frank it is about a Dutch interviewer who loses his job
How to lose your job


Previous Letters_page


August 7, 2010
Many thanks to one of our visitors who sent in this cartoon sent in

A game sent to me

July 15, 2010
If any of our visitors have some spare time on their hands here is a game to play, thanks to Jack.

May 21, 2010

Luggage problem

Fatal beatings



Where are my fries

Enjoy the Journey

Nick Vujicic

Bring me a beer

December13, 2010
Most will get a good laugh out of this one
Mens Business

December 8, 2010
We had this one sent in and hope that our visitors get a laugh out of it

September 5, 2010
Many thanks to Eddy our Jokes man for this video, a nice catch at the end

September 4, 2010
Many thanks to Eddy our jokes man for this video

July 4, 2010
This youTUBE skit was sent in by one of our vistors, you might enjoy it.
Nine to Nine

November 5, 2009

Thankyou to you to Pat for this WMC
How can I help you

October 6, 2009

Thankyou to Marty for this WMV
What Colour is her dress

September 11, 2009
Thankyou to Pat for this WMV
Blind Cricket

August 29, 2009
Thankyou to John T for sending in this WMV
NZ Toyota add

August 29, 2009
Thankyou to John T for sending in this WMV
NZ Toyota add

August 12, 2009
Thankyou to our Jokes man Eddy for this WMV

August 1, 2009
Another good video of George Doubleya
Thankyou to our Jokes man Eddy for this WMV
George WW

June 10, 2009
Our Jokes man Eddy has sent in another video and how many times would have our visitors felt like this.
Wishing well

June 4, 2009
Thankyou to our Jokes man Eddy for this WMV

June 8, 2009
Is this the future of Lawn Bowls, sent in by one of our visitors


April 3, 2008
The opinions expressed in this Bowls Column are not necessarily the views of the Osborne Park Bowling Club Board, Management or its members, and is written as a matter of general interest and news in the public interest to lawn bowlers worldwide.
Terry Sheridan
Without Prejudice

Previous news

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We have saved previous recent news from our front page so if there is something you have missed, it is here. Also you can look up our archives on the menu for older news going back for at least a couple of years.

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