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Frank McGrath

September 18, 2014
Funeral arrangements for Frank McGrath were advertised in the West Australian newspaper on Monday.

The funeral will be held at Karrakatta 9.30 am this coming Thursday


Seniors Medals

September 17, 2014
CEO Ken Pride informed me the issue of awards for Senior bowler of the year and winner of the best player in the National sides series for both men's and Ladies teams would be an item for discussion on the agenda at the next board meeting, to be held in September.

Great news from that meeting was to hear the Medals have now been named in honour of people who have made an extensive contribution to the sport.


State squad announced

September 16, 2014
BowlsWA have announced the Men's State squad

Broome fours results

September 16, 2014
A great carnival played under clear blue skies and big prizemoney

Kalgoorlie Golden Nuggett
fours results

September 16, 2014
A terrific carnival, well attended and good to see so many Perth sides having as crack

Cambridge on the comeback trail

September 15, 2014
Cambridge Knights back in the premier league for 2014-15. They are now a stronger unit than when they were demoted, but are they strong enough to make it to the finals?




State Seniors V State squad

September 15, 2014
The State Senior side did well when they played the State squad at Yokine yesterday

Mt Lawley Consistency Singles

September 15, 2014
The second day went smoothly for the favourites but no real upsets.
Many apologies to our vistors, we have encountered a computer glitch that prevented us having some scores onsite
The latest score were wiped, but at last have the winners



September 13, 2014

The Mt Lawley Consistency singles got underway this morning, already one upset when ........

Off season carnivals

Nollamara Mixed 4's 21st Sept Details
Merredin/Bruce Rock 26-7-8-9 Sept Details
Manning Men's fours 29th Sept Details
Mt Lawley Ladies Consistency singles 30th Sept
1-2-3 Oct
Wanneroo Classic Pairs 5th Oct Details
Osborne Pk AHG Split 4's 5th Oct Details


September 18, 2014
Mounties get their man as they start to build for the upcoming season.

September 17, 2014
A bombshell for Stirling

September 10, 2014
Warnbro take a heavy hit on the playing list


Where to get a game in the off season

Cambridge 3 Bowl Pairs AG Thursday Details
Mt Lawley WinterPairs AG Thursday Details
Kardinya Pairs AG Thursday Details
Ossy Pk Ar-chee Pairs AG Tuesday Details
Cockburn WinterPairs AG Tuesday Details
Melville WinterPairs AG Friday Details
Sth Perth pairs AG Saturday Details
Osborne Pk Pairs AG Saturday Details
Kardinya Triples AG Saturday Details
Thornlie Pairs AG Saturday Details

Ossy Park
Northlands Shopping centre pairs 

Sept 14, 2014.................Ring 04311 60008 to enter a team

Geoff Mills continues his fine form to break thru for a win with his partner Frank Gentilli in the Osborne Park Northlands Shopping centre Saturday afternoon pairs.

In a big weekend of sport here in the West, the bowling action was at Mt Lawley for the MLCS but Osborne Park was another place to be on a fine and sunny day.
For Footy lovers it was a big day in the AFL, the Dockers kicked themselves out of the game in the first ½, as they say bad kicking is bad football. Oh well it's on again next year.

Well done to Geoff Mills and Frank Gentili who won the day. A first for both players in the Saturday Pairs. Sherro played against good guy gallant Geoff recently and what a performance he put in that day, State material no doubt after playing to the standard he presented.

So, it is no surprise to see him up on the Trevor Barron's diaz to collect 1st prize with his partner. Well done to the Boys on a mighty good win

A solid combo in Frank Carbone and Geoff White who are both in the State Senior side to represent WA in a couple of weeks time. No surprise to see they doing well to finish second

Jim Weaver showed a couple of weeks back that he would figure in the prizemoney sooner or later, so well did he play back then. Well done Jim Weaver and R. Amos

1st 1st G. Mills, F. Gentili $240

2 Games 14 Ends 22 Points 19 Shots

2nd. Carbone, G. White $120.00

2 Games 13 Ends 21 Points 15 Shots

3rd J. Weaver, R. Amos $80.00

2 Games 13 Ends 21 Points 11 Shots Prize

Two game winners (Prize $40)

J. Berry, T. Bellos 12 Ends 20 Points 13 Shots
L. Bates, P. Gertz 12 Ends 20 Points 4 Shots
B. Nairn, K, Faulkner 12 Ends 20 Points 3 Shots

Plate ( Prize $30 )

P. Chalmers, J. Chalmers 12 Points + 9 Shots
J. Mather, J. Martin 12 Points + 9 Shots
L. Bell, D. Youard 10 Points + 5 Shots

A big event, the APL coming soon

September 12, 2014
Today marked the public launch of the second $100,000 Australian Premier League in Brisbane's Queen Street Mall.

There are world class players involved, perhaps the best there is with Alex Marshall included in the field. A ripper field and anyones guess as to who will win the title and the fantastic amount of prizemoney that goes with it

WA are represented by two of our best players, Clive Adams and Thomas Mitchell, no doubt their appearance will give all West Aussies something to look forward in this event, it will be televised on Fox Sport


New event

September 12, 2014
BowlsWA have added new event to the calendar, the State Over 60s Mixed Pairs..............

No rule change

September 11, 2014
As we are all aware for the last four years Skippers have to mark the card in a game of fours after the World Bowls Council bought in a law enforcing them to do so

Bowls Australia recently applied to World Bowls Council to have a domestic law written into the Skippers duties to allow them to delegate the second, or any other member of a four side to mark the card, they were successful.

Yipppeee we might say, however we are led to believe BowlsAUS are not going to write it into our laws, the skip will continue to mark the card
Our visitors can vote to give us an indication if they agree or not


Cockburn Carnivals cancelled

September 12, 2014
Cockburn Bowling Club wishes to inform bowlers who have nominated a team for carnivals that were scheduled for the 27th and 28th Sept have been cancelled.

Helensvale National 5 a side Challenge down to the final

September 11, 2014
The final between Helensvale and St Johns Park is evenly poised

Grand Final

Media report

First leg Grand Final

Semi finals full results

Day three game Results

Mt Lawley Consistency preview

September 10, 2014
Sherro has had a look to see if he can pick a winner or two in the games starting on Saturday

What's on at Osborne Park

September 18, 2014

CLUB OPEN DAY Sunday 21 September 2014
"Inter Nations" Day Aussies, Women, Greeks and Rest of the World.

9 - 9.30 Start

$15 per head for Fish and Chips, light finger food at the end of the day. Raffles and loads of fun. Name must be in on the notice boards. Contact the Club for details.
Find out what is happening at Osborne Park in the weekly newsletter.

News letter

Meals Menu

King of the scroungers

September 9, 2014
North Beach held the King of the scroungers event on Sunday, it appears the once very popular event is in revival mode and great to see it happening

Warwick Terrific Triples results

September 9, 2014
A good crowd in attendance at the The Warwick terrific triples played on Saturday,

Mt Lawley Consistency
Split fours results

September 8, 2014
Results of the Mt Lawley consistency Split Fours played on Saturday

Osborne Park AHG on again

September 6, 2014
The annual AHG split 4's carnival will now be played on 5th October.

Despite that the event was 3/4 filled, it was cancelled recently when it was found to be clashing with other carnivals


Sorrento Master Singles

September 18, 2014
The Sorrento Master Singles is looming up in the calendar.

Steve Glasson has informed Sorrento management that he will be competing, we all know what a fabulous player he has been and still is.
His appearance will add a huge amount of interest to the event. What an opportunity for WA players to be able to compete against a player who is regarded by many as the best to have ever played in Australia.

Details and form

Mt Lawley Consistency singles Draw

September 6, 2014
There have been five changes to the draw.
The draw

September 3, 2014

Many thanks to Simon Alden for sending the draw for the Mt Lawley singles.
We will look at the draw in depth a little later to see if we can pick a winner or two in the main draw.

Brad not having a Ball

September 4, 2014
For those of our visitors who are not aware, popular Cambridge player Brad Ball was taken to the Murdoch St John of God hospital after he was injured rather badly when thrown from a horse during trackwork last Monday.

The fall caused a break in three places on his ankle, he had immediate surgery and will have another operation on Saturday Morning.

A terrible blow for him and Cambridge who are all set to play in the National 5 a side Challenge at Helensvale in Qld starting on the 8th Sept.

It is thought at this stage he will be available to resume playing bowls mid-November.
We wish him a speedy recovery and to let people know he is able to have visitors, so dont be afraid to pop in and say G'day Brad.

Stirling Fours results

September 3, 2014
Sorry we are late with the results of The inaugural Stirling Bowling Club George Zrinski Memorial Fours. A computer glitch was the cause.

Men's Seniors Lightning carnival

September 18, 2014
Drawn versatility Fours
15th Sept Osborne Park Bowling Club
Report 9.00am for 9.30am start
Cost: $20 per player dress mufti
Ring Trevor Barron 04311 60008

Sportsmans Split Fours results

September 1, 2014
Results for the last Frank McGrath carnival, thanks to Henry Lim for standing in.


Matt Ellul

August 26, 2014
Like many of us, Matt Ellul has been thru the high and lows of the sport but he kept persevering to win a State title

Ron Head caught up with him last week


Kardinya Shots up results

August 25, 2014
The Kardinya shots up carnival was completed over the weekend.


Heart saver

August 22, 2014
Many thanks to Neil for sending this video, we feel there are quite a few people among us that are not aware of what to do when a person has a heart attack. This video will show you exactly what you need to do.
Please watch the video, you could save someones life with the knowledge presented in this short video

If you see someone collapse unexpectedly this is usually the result of cardiac arrest. Studies conducted by the University of Arizona Sarver Heart Center have shown that by doing chest compressions only, without mouth-to-mouth breathing, bystanders increase the person's chance of survival.

Follow these three steps to perform Chest-Compression-Only Resuscitation:

Stirling Sunday Pairs results

August 19, 2014
The Stirling Sunday Pairs was completed over the weekend.
Sorry we are late with the results, but as we always say, better late than never.


Warnbro Split fours results

August 19, 2014
The Warnbro split fours was completed over the weekend.
Sorry we are late with the results, but as we always say, better late than never


Welcome to Graham Leeks

August 13, 2014
We welcome a very nice and likeable gentleman Graham Leeks, to the position of BowlsWA President, Graham is well qualified to take on this very demanding role.


July 27, 2014

BowlsWA president Patrick Buller's four year term in office came to an end yesterday.
Sherro caught up with him for a chat about those four years.

Congratulations to Graham Leeks the incoming President and Kerry Andersen the new Vice President, we wish you well for the future....


Victoria Park have a new committee

August 12, 2014
The Victoria Park Bowling Club elected a new committee last Sunday, they have set a new course


Belmont open fours results

August 11, 2014
The Belmont fours was completed over the weekend.


Go to Mt Everest

August 8, 2014
Ever wondered what it looks like at the top of Mt Everest?

They say watching this video is almost like being there (well, not quite - but it gives you an idea of the climb). At the top you can view the 360 degree view from the summit (move the mouse around)

After watching this video I have decided to put my ambitions to climb the mountain on hold and stay home and play bowls with the Clydesdale

Many thanks to John for sending in this video
Mt Everest

Bowls Australia media release

August 6, 2014

Bowls Australia have released details for the up coming Australian Premier League. They have upped the anti with selection of the magical Alex Marshall who many regard to be the best player in the world, and the Canadian superstar Ryan Bester, he currently plays for Broadbeach in Qld, and what a fabulous players he is
Players of this quality will give the APL plenty of clout to attract a huge television audience on Fox Sport.

Wowwiee what a coup, can't wait till the APL starts and even more so with Clive Adams and Thomas Mitchell being involved and playing against great players such as this


Warwick terrific triples results

August 5, 2014
The Warwick triples was completed over the weekend.
Sorry we are late with these results but unavoidable


Seniors Medals

August 4, 2014
We have received an enquiry as to why the winner of the Senior Bowler of the year and the best player awards at the National Senior sides series remains nameless
Thankyou to CEO Ken Pride who has enlightend us as why it has been so up to this point of time
Vistors can vote on ths issue

Personalities of the game

July 29, 2014
We are most grateful for and say many thanks to John Terrell who has written a terrific player/personality profile on Jeff Hall.

John Terrell caught up with Jeff thru the week

Jeff Hall


July 21, 2014
We welcome Nicheliving on board as one of our major sponsors. This company has everything covered from Construction, Houses and land, Real Estate and Wealth creation, covering a wide range of services in this vibrant Company.

W.A State Skipper Matt Ellul is a representative of this successful company and is a major reason behind the sponsorship.

When and if any of the Bowling fraternity are in the market for house and land packages, renting, buying or selling, Matt Ellul is the man to go to.

We ask bowlers to support the very likable Matt who has been in the Real Estate business for a number of years. His number one priority will be first class service to you the customer.


Neil, Nigel Minchin meet up with
Lee Farrell

July 24, 2014
Neil and Nigel Minchin went to Darwin recently, they met up with Lee Farrell and correctly diagnosed his health problem. Gee I like the size of the crabs


Senior State side announced

July 24, 2014
A late change for the State Senior side, Dinko Golem has withdrawn from the side due to work commitments, he has been replaced by Gordon King.

July 23, 2014

BowlsWA today announced the 12 players to represent WA in the sides series to be held next October


Mt Lawley Consistency Singles

July 23, 2014
One of the best tournaments on the bowling calendar comes to us in the month of September which brings us the annual Men's and Ladies Mt Lawley Consistency Singles and also the Open Consistency Fours, these events are listed on our off season events down the page.


Warwick Terrific Triples results

July 14, 2014
Warwick Open triples was completed over the weekend.



July 11, 2014
Many thanks to John for this video, it got a pass mark from the little lady, hope our vistors enjoy it.
Tastefully offensive

Meals at Osborne Pk

June 30, 2014
Osborne Park have a range of meals for members and visitors
Pop in and give it a try


Letters page

June 22, 2014
THREE LETTERS ....Mixed gender

June 17, 2014
... Revamp pennant format


Lets talk about sex

June 18, 2014

A full outline is given by Bowls Victoria as to why single gender was outlawed, and the solution that was arrived at in keeping within the LAW.. The Equal opportunities Act in Victoria (as amended). It makes for interesting reading, as do the letters that can be read on pages 42/43.


Open gender for pennants on the cards

June 16, 2014
Could it be that BowlsWA will follow in the footsteps of Victoria/Sth Australia and Tasmania and have Open gender pennants from Premier League down to 6th division
Visitors can vote on this issue if they wish


Results of Victorian pennant survey

June 14, 2014
As bowlers are aware, BowlsWA will be conducting a pennant review this coming September.
BowlsVICTORIA held a pennant review recently then conducted a survey which allowed the players, not the Clubs to vote on issues confronting the game in that State, Thanks to Greg Kelly for sending the results of the survey.
Survey results

Membership drop

June 4, 2014
There has been a significant drop in Club Memberships in 2013-14



June 2, 2014
We welcome Kyle McIlroy of Bowlselite on board as sponsor of this website. Kyle has been involved in the sport since he was 14 years of age and has a wonderful knowledge of the game which has helped him to enjoy a huge amount of success along the way.

His shop is in 23 Hutton Street Osborne Park stocks the majority of Bowls brands available to the market and all associated equipment. He offers first class service to all customers, YOU CAN SHOP ONLINE, we ask that bowlers please support him. The Club June/July brochure is an indication of what is on offer


History in two minutes

May 22, 2014
Thankyou Eddy for this outstanding video

Seventeen year old Joe Bush got a high school assignment to make a video reproduction. He chose history as a theme and tucked it all into two minutes.
Took pictures from the internet, added the track Mind Heist by Zack Hemsey (from the movie Interception) and then you get something like this

Where are they now

May 21, 2014
I often wonder where some of the players of the game have gone or what they do with their time instead of playing bowls

I caught up with a player and club mate some years back whom I had lost contact with, he is enjoying life more than ever and having a ball these days

Shane Shaw

An interesting read

May 19, 2014
Many thanks to Greg Kelly, one of Australia's foremost and respected commentators on Bowls in the country for sending this article, which I am sure will interest most of our visitors


Osborne Pk Trophy night

May 8, 2014
The Osborne Pk trophy night was held last Saturday, It was a great evening and well attended, Sherro was there and snapped a few pics.

Coaching Clinics with Colin Jonson

May 7, 2014
The 8th in a series of coaching clinics is now available

Many thanks to Colin Johnson who will do a series of coaching clinics for bowlers.
I am certain those who are just starting out will benefit from Colin's vast coaching experience, as most of us are aware, we sometimes slip into bad habits and wonder how it has occurred, perhaps a read of his articles might solve a problem for even the most experienced of players
Coaching Clinic


May 6, 2014
Many Thanks to Eddy for passing on this really good video
Hope our vistors enjoy it as much as I did, a super voice and a real feel good video.


Never too late

October 20, 2014
Many thanks to Eddy


Osborne Park's new Club Manager

April 18, 2014

Osborne Park have appointed a new Club Manager


Vic Park grand final pics

March 31, 2014
A few pics from the PL Grand Final
Grand Final

Promotion of the Bowls

March 29, 2014
Our letters page has 16 letters regarding promotion of the sport.
Comment link

Letters page

March 25, 2014

SIX LETTERS..... Promotion of the sport


Dickens Cider

March 15, 2014
Thanks to Joe for sending this youTUBE
There is a lag toward the end of the video then Bloopers comes up.
Dickens Cider

Dinner for one

February 18, 2014
Thanks to Eddy our jokes man for this video, the little lady gave it the thumbs up , hope our visitors do to

Dinner for one

January 26, 2014

Many thanks to Eddy our Jokes man for this outstanding video, one of his best
It is only short but what ever you do stick with it to the very end,
Side by side

Side by side

January 26, 2014
Many thanks to Eddy our Jokes man for this outstanding video, one of his best
It is only short but what ever you do stick with it to the very end,
Side by side

Friday night Meals

September 18, 2014
Friday Night meals at Osborne Park

One that our visitors might enjoy

January 21, 2014
Thanks to Eddy our joke man and Neil

Worst nightmare

Staying alive

December 16, 2013
Many thanks to our Jokes man Eddy for this video, it is a bit long but found it great to listen, I think with a days practice Sherro could fit with Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly

Staying alive

The Colorectal surgeon

November 23, 2013
Many thanks to our Jokes man Eddy for this video, I have heard it many times in the past but never seen it performed on stage
It got the thumbs up from the little Lady, I hope you enjoy it as much as we did

Colorectal Surgeon


October 31, 2013
Thanks to Neil for sending in this video, some will like it some won't. My little lady got a laugh out of this one
The big question is do Girls....
Find out

Watch the Waiter

October 28, 2013
Thanks to Keith for sending this video. Some will like it, some might not, my little lady liked it so here goes
Watch the waiter

Technically speaking

October 17, 2013
Many thanks to Eddy for this entertaining video
Very clever

English dui test

Sept 20, 2013
Thanks to Keith for sending this drink driving test video. Not too bad at all
Drink driving test

A couple of good videos

August 20, 2013
Thanks to Eddy our jokes man for this challenging game, a test on a driver reflexes, my fastest time .118 of a second

Thanks also to Keith for sending this neat doggy video, very good the way it was presented


BowlsWA Award night

September 4, 2013
BowlsWA awards evening is one of the highlights of the year on the bowling calendar, it is an extremely well run and attended event where we see recognition and acknowledgement given to those who achieved in the Sport.
It has been 7 years since the inception of the Senior Bowlingscene, to date medals or awards in this area remain nameless, not sure or understand the reasoning for leaving them nameless for such a long period of time ......

Terrific card trick

August 30, 2013
Many thanks to Eddy our jokes man for this outstanding card trick, he plays a real cool hand, it is just soooooooo good, Sherro is practicing this one already for the yearly windup
Card trick

Great support for our major sponsor
Mandoon Estate

August 27, 2013
Just a quick one about one of your sites sponsor's, Mandoon Estate.

Recently we at Wanneroo piled 20 odd people onto a bus and did a trip to the Swan Valley. We visited a couple of wineries but we particularly wanted to visit Mandoon because of the association with bowls and sponsorship.

We were not disappointed. After receiving a very informative briefing about the estate and the work that is going into saving some of the oldest vines in the area we were treated to a terrific tasting session of some real quality wines.

Into the future they are planning restaurant facilities and entertainment which will make this an outstanding facility. A great spot with good wines that is easy to recommend.

Well done Mandoon and many thanks. We'll definitely be back but we have a few bottles to get through first.

Ron Bates

State squad announced

August 16, 2013
BowlsWA announced the State squad a couple of days ago...


Another good news story for
John McGrath at Bob Jane T-Marts

July 26, 2013
Hey Sherro,

About 4 weeks ago I had the wheels stolen off my car. It was a horrible situation and the insurance company was terrible!!
I went to John McGrath after seeing the review that was put up.

From the start, he went out of his way to help and his team were great. He organised a lend set of tyres until the insurance claim got sorted and came out to my house to fit them.
Everything was then sorted with the insurance company in which John and his team had to deal with the fun as well, which he handled perfectly.

I would like to thank John and his team, and would highly recommend that if anyone needs assistance with purchasing tyres or wheels, that they contact John McGrath at Bob Jane T-MART in Midland cheers,

Matty Ellul

New Sobriety test

July 17, 2013
Many thanks thanks to our good mate the Big Fish Keith Strahan for this really good video link

Sobriety test

How to get even

June 18, 2013
Thanks to Keith for sending this video, hope our visitors enjoy it as much as I did
Getting even

Mrs Brown

April 5, 2013
Thanks to Joyce for sending in this Mrs Brown video for our visitors to view

Mrs Brown

Paper is not dead

March 21, 2013
Many thanks to Eddy for this funny video
Paper is not dead

Refused racehorse names

February 19, 2013
Many thanks to Garth Brook for sending in this humourous video
Naming Racehorses

Thanks Eddy

January 16, 2013
Many thanks to Eddy McTigue for sending in this youTUBE
Must say how much Sherro really enjoyed this.
Hmmm I liked it so much I think I will take the Little Lady dancing tonight.
Hope our visitors enjoy this as much as I did
Dancing thru the ages

Game of bowls

November 27, 2012
Thanks to Neil who sent in this challenging game for our visitors to play
If you are into underwater bowling then this is for you.
My highest score is 150

Personalities of the game

September 18, 2014 -->

Previous Personalities
Pat Caffell
Allan Davis
Robby Ball
Bill Galloway
Rick Eddy
Laurie Slater
Gary Caffell
Eddy Dodd
Stan Curtis
Graeme Wishart
Henry Slawinski
Keith Doncon
Dennis Katunarich
Colin Fleay
Mike Zusman
Norm Pascoe
Phil Gillespie
Joe Kennedy
Mark Krajancic
Tom Crispin
Roger Barns
Tony Adjuk
Mal Dempsey
Ernie Lawrence
Brian Currie
Neville Faulkner
John McIntosh
Reg Cribb
Jim McKenzie
Barry Raynor
*Peter Sardelic
Jim Gupanis
Ray Pride
John Mather
Reg Payne
Ray Okely
Rance Dewson
Doc Paddick
*Bill Pengilly
Vern McIntyre
Dave Henneker
John Biglin
Cliff Graybrook
Graham Scott
Doug Arrowsmith
Dave Lyle

State Fours results

October 23, 2012
A couple of pics from the State Fours

Pictures one

Pictures two

October 22, 2012


S. O`Neil 22 defeated Peter Cole 20
Steve O`Neil won the State Fours today defeating Peter Cole, It was an unbelievable victory
The score was 20-11 in favour of Peter Cole with 2 ends to play.
Steve O`Neil picked up a four to make it 20- 15 then picked up a 7 on the last end to win the State Fours for 2012

Finals results

October 21, 2012

Down to the Last 4 results

October 20, 2012

Many thanks to BowlsWA and Brian Burton in particular for releasing the State fours results in section play

Wowwiee!! There are some amazing results in section play with last years winner bundled out among other unexpected results

Last 20 draw and comment

Manning section results rd 1-3

Cockburn section results rd 1-3

Doubleview section results rd 1-3

Bassendean section results rd 1-3

NSW wrap up the series against WA

September 23, 2012
Sunday to far away, yes the NSW Double Blues were busy once again this morning

Game four results

Game three results

Game two Results

Game One Results

Mt Lawley Consistency Singles

September 17, 2012
A tough day at the office in the final of the Mt Lawley Consistency singles.

Finals scores and other details


September 8, 2012
It shows what lengths people in some parts of the world go to get a kick out of life
Many thanks to Neil for this video but I would rather play bowls thankyou
Bull run

Mrs Brown

July 7, 2012
Many thanks to Eddy our jokes man for sending this one in
Mrs Brown

Mrs. Brown

June 20, 2012
I must say how good some of these Mrs. Brown videos are Hope our visitors might enjoy this one as much as I did
Many thanks to Eddy our jokes man
Mrs Brown

What to do with an ageing pet

June 8, 2012
Thanks to Steve Black from Able Print for sending in this really funny video, sure to get a laugh for many our visitors.
Steve does a huge amount for the bowling commuity and is the Man to see for all your printing requirements
Ageing pet Dog

This would take a bit of doing

February 14, 2012
Thanks to Neil for sending in this video, not sure if I could do this without at least couple of weeks practice

Humourous sad story

February 3, 2012
Thanks to Eddy our joke man for this funny video
The saddest story

Lipo Vacuum

January 20, 2012
Thanks to Eddy our jokes man for this video

Osborne Park youTUBE

December 8, 2011
Sherro has put together a montage of last seasons Grand final between Osborne Park and Vic Park and placed in on youTUBETweed
It is best viewed in medium mode or full screen mode which is on the bottom right of the youTUBE screen

Dog Tease

November 16, 2011
Thanks to Steve Black from Able Print for sending in this dog video. Steve is the Man to see for all your printing requirements.
Dog Tease

Stirling v Vic Park

November 11, 2011
A kindly visitor sent me this video after reading that Sherro had tipped Stirling to beat VP 8-0 and thought this is similar to the way I came up with my prediction


November 4, 2011
Thanks to John for sending this link which is quite impressive

Breast implant

September 14, 2011
Thanks to Eddy our jokes man for sending in this little doozie
Breast implant

King Billy joke

August 18, 2011
Thanks to Alan for sending in this King Billy joke, not bad at all.
Goat Joke

An act you won't see now-a-days

June 9, 2011
Boy this is a very good performance, plenty of skill here.

Osborne Park events

September 18, 2014 -->->e -->
Osborne Park play the open any gender Ar-Chee Pairs every Tuesday, the Meat Pack open any gender Fours every Thursday entry is only $10.
The open any gender Saturday Open Pairs is just $10
Ring 9349 1188 to enter a side and play on the best greens in WA

Trevors trapped testicle

June 6, 2011
This is a good yarn about Trevors trapped testicle sent in by Eddy our jokes man, it is a good listen and I am sure our visitors will have a darn good laugh from this one

Why Paddy is not at work today

May 28,2011
Another good video from our jokes man Eddy
Sick note

Two sides in Premier League

May 12, 2011
As we are aware the new season sees Osborne Pk and Doubleview will field a side in One White division, if one of these Clubs win the pennant should they be promoted to the Premier League. A possible situation is both Clubs could win promotion

Rosenthal Medal

May 2, 2011
The Rosenthal Medal will be presented on 27th May. Lets hope the new BowlsWA board will publish the points allocated to the players.
The time has come for transparency in our most prestigious Medal. There is no valid reason why the new board can't publish the points allocated .

Rosenthal article

Three rinks or four rinks

April 26, 2011
BowlsWA will be in discussion with the Premier League Clubs sometime in May to determine whether or not to break from the traditonal four rink Pennant competition to have a three rink pennant competition.
What do our visitors think, your thoughts could be very different to mine. You can vote on this issue

How to lose your job

March 3, 2011
This video was sent in by Frank it is about a Dutch interviewer who loses his job
How to lose your job


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August 7, 2010
Many thanks to one of our visitors who sent in this cartoon sent in

A game sent to me

July 15, 2010
If any of our visitors have some spare time on their hands here is a game to play, thanks to Jack.

May 21, 2010

Luggage problem

Fatal beatings



Where are my fries

Enjoy the Journey

Nick Vujicic

Bring me a beer

December13, 2010
Most will get a good laugh out of this one
Mens Business

December 8, 2010
We had this one sent in and hope that our visitors get a laugh out of it

September 5, 2010
Many thanks to Eddy our Jokes man for this video, a nice catch at the end

September 4, 2010
Many thanks to Eddy our jokes man for this video

July 4, 2010
This youTUBE skit was sent in by one of our vistors, you might enjoy it.
Nine to Nine

November 5, 2009

Thankyou to you to Pat for this WMC
How can I help you

October 6, 2009

Thankyou to Marty for this WMV
What Colour is her dress

September 11, 2009
Thankyou to Pat for this WMV
Blind Cricket

August 29, 2009
Thankyou to John T for sending in this WMV
NZ Toyota add

August 29, 2009
Thankyou to John T for sending in this WMV
NZ Toyota add

August 12, 2009
Thankyou to our Jokes man Eddy for this WMV

August 1, 2009
Another good video of George Doubleya
Thankyou to our Jokes man Eddy for this WMV
George WW

June 10, 2009
Our Jokes man Eddy has sent in another video and how many times would have our visitors felt like this.
Wishing well

June 4, 2009
Thankyou to our Jokes man Eddy for this WMV

June 8, 2009
Is this the future of Lawn Bowls, sent in by one of our visitors


April 3, 2008
The opinions expressed in this Bowls Column are not necessarily the views of the Osborne Park Bowling Club Board, Management or its members, and is written as a matter of general interest and news in the public interest to lawn bowlers worldwide.
Terry Sheridan
Without Prejudice

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